Welcome to Divarella, Darling

 Hey Dolls, 

So you found me, or should I say... I let you find me. 

This is Divarella, and your in for a ride. I'm here as your digital diary of designer drama, and your go-to hotline for all things pink, petty, and painfully fashionable. 

But first lets get one thing straight, this is no call centre, it's a call out centre for tacky shoes, bad extensions and the latest (and oldest) fashion trends. And it definitely is no middle age modern fashion blog, here the louder the better! We do maximalism, manicures and music on full blast. 

I guess you want to know more about me, well I'm sorry to disappoint but a girl never tells her secrets. But I'll tell you this I'm sat here writing to you from my bedroom, with a rhinestone flip phone in one hand and a strawberry lollipop in the other. Room status? Messy as ever, but I say the messier the better. 

On the menu, babe?

Lip gloss rankings (sticky, sparkly, superior)

 In’s, Out’s, and Outfits That Deserve Jail

Fashion that says “get in loser, we’re going shopping”

Tutorials on walking over your ex’s ego in 5-inch platforms

And so much more. 

This is where Regina George would blog if she had Tumblr. This is where Elle Woods would post her shopping hauls. So keep your heels high and your info higher.

Smudge your lipstick, fluff your hair, blast you music and follow along. Because I'm here and I'm not leaving. 

Lot of Love, 

Diva1